Bc sardine fest 2011

As the bc sardine fest 2011 short term memory is not as vivid as it once was, the bc sardine fest 2011 memories of antipodean travel are something that seemed light years ago!

So it was back to Aysh’n'tun, back to bc sardine fest 2011 gainful employment and back to normality - where the daily grind is bc sardine fest 2011 ’same as - same as’ - or so we thought!

I need to report an ‘incident’ that bc sardine fest 2011 occurred recently - an altercation between a car park barrier, bothering no-one and bc sardine fest 2011 minding their own business, and the ‘Fire-Breathing Home Leader’s head.

Imagine a bright, sunny, spring afternoon in tranquil North Tyneside [the bc sardine fest 2011 exact location is being kept secret to protect the identity of the bc sardine fest 2011 barrier]. It wasn’t a bc sardine fest 2011 particularly busy day in the car park, not many cars going in or bc sardine fest 2011 out and not many of those cars passing even having the bc sardine fest 2011 good manners to say ‘thank you’ as they passed. As the bc sardine fest 2011 afternoon dragged on the barrier thought “bugger this bc sardine fest 2011 - rather than keep lowering immediately a car has passed by - I’ll stay upright to bc sardine fest 2011 watch the clear blue sky and the fluffy clouds passing by” - so it did…. cars came and went ….. the barrier didn’t have to keep opening and closing ….. the bc sardine fest 2011 clear blue skies and fluffy white clouds keeping all who cared to bc sardine fest 2011 watch enthralled. All was well with the world - or so it bc sardine fest 2011 thought.

Just then, as a bc sardine fest 2011 group were meandering back to the car park, no doubt chatting about this bc sardine fest 2011 and that, putting the world to right as only they can; passed beneath the bc sardine fest 2011 upturned barrier.

Was it bc sardine fest 2011 because the barrier heard the warden coming to check that bc sardine fest 2011 all barriers were fully occupied? Perhaps the bc sardine fest 2011 blue sky and fluffly clouds had become dull, grey and uninteresting? Maybe the bc sardine fest 2011 barrier felt that the approaching group were paying it even less respect than bc sardine fest 2011 the passing car? Who knows? Who cares?

The end result was that bc sardine fest 2011 the barrier decided to return to the closed position without warning smiting the bc sardine fest 2011 aforementioned Fire-Breathing Home Leader a mighty blow to the pate; rendering her dazed, disorientated and bc sardine fest 2011 confused - to say nothing of feeling a pillock! (Don’t anybody suggest “how did you know the difference”!)

As far as the bc sardine fest 2011 Fire-Breathing Home Leader is concerned the passing weeks and a bc sardine fest 2011 variety of neurological assessments, alternative, complementary and mainstream therapies have bc sardine fest 2011 resulted in a return to normal functioning - or at least as normal as possible. Alas, the bc sardine fest 2011 same cannot be said of the poor car park barrier. If ever there was to bc sardine fest 2011 be a naughty school for car park barriers this one will be bc sardine fest 2011 there as it transpires that this very same barrier has managed to bc sardine fest 2011 tag more than one unsuspecting member of the public.

Who is to blame more? The barrier for clunking heads as boredom sets in - or the barrier’s boss for bc sardine fest 2011 letting the barrier behave this way to unsuspecting members of the bc sardine fest 2011 public?

All I will say is bc sardine fest 2011 that it is hard to blame the barrier when all his boss does is bc sardine fest 2011 add a sign to say “No Pedestrian Access” to the barrier - a sign that can’t be bc sardine fest 2011 seen when the barrier is being naughty staying open and watching the bc sardine fest 2011 sky! Perhaps the bc sardine fest 2011 boss should install an audible warning - something like “GERROOT DA WHEY - AM KUMIN DOON PRITTIE SHARPISH - IF YA DIVVENT GERROOT THE WHAY AAL DUNCH YA HEED”

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